JAMAICA: GRAND LIDO BRACO BY STEVE AND CATHY GERSTENSCHLAGER

Trip 11/00

 

This  was our first trip to Grand Lido Braco (GLB) and our second trip

to  Jamaica.  We  were  at  Couples Ocho Rios in April of 1998. We had

very  high  expectations  for  GLB  since we loved Couples and GLB was

considerably  more  expensive  and offered no excursions in the price.

To  give  you  a quick summary, we loved the resort and plan to return

next November.

 

Facilities

 

Room

 

We  arrived  in  Jamaica  after  an uneventful 3½ hour flight. We were

greeted by singers at the airport. Immigration was a breeze! The hour-

long  bus  ride was not bad at all. Check in took about 30 minutes and

was  a  little  disorganized.  We  were booked for a Jr. Suite A/N. We

gave  them  a  voucher  for  a  free upgrade. They took us to our room

#3029  on  the ground floor of the second building. It was a 1 bedroom

suite.  The  view  was wonderful!!! And the convenience outstanding!!!

The  room  was  very  simple  but very clean. It remained that way all

week.  The  maid  service was outstanding. We got clean towels twice a

day.  Later in the week we received a beautiful bouquet of flowers and

a  fruit  bowl  and Champaign from our travel agent, Zoom travel. Some

days  the  bed  was turned down at night with a towel sculpture on the

foot  of  the  bed  and  radio  turned  on  but not every day. We were

totally  pleased  with  our  room with the exception of the shower. It

varied  from  burning  hot  to  freezing  cold the whole length of the

shower  no  matter what time of day. Bring your own hairdryer; the one

in the room is almost useless!!

 

Beach

 

The  beach  was  beautiful!  The  wind  varied from day to day. It was

never  too  windy  to  enjoy  the beautiful water. We found it to be a

very  quiet  place.  People  tended  to stay to themselves. There were

some  rocks at the waters edge but not enough to wear our water shoes.

There  were  plenty  of floats if you wanted to use them. Beach towels

were  in  short  supply.  You had to grab them as soon as they brought

them  around 10 am and they were not restocked the rest of the day. So

late  arrivals  were  out  of  luck.  We  also found that we needed to

reserve  our  chairs  early  in the morning to get the spot we wanted.

Snorkeling  right off the beach was OK. A lady did find an octopus and

took  it  to  the  Japanese restaurant to put it in the aquarium there

but  not  before  it  bit her on the hand. Baby turtles began hatching

our  last  night  and  we  helped  to collect them to take them to the

marine  lab. Security was certainly present but was very relaxed about

clothing and cameras.

 

Pool

 

The  pool  was  fabulous! Very pristine. We found most people hung out

there  and  were  much more social than at the beach. The pool bar was

the  center  of activity. Keecha, Shy, Carleen, Michael, Boyd, Tamika,

and  of  course Chester, kept things going. A lot of the old staff has

been  hired  away  by the new Ritz Carlton, so there were a lot of new

trainees.  Ate  lunch  here  several  times.  Small portions, but very

good.  The  lunch  Buffet  on Thursday was very good. And Cynthia, the

fruit  lady was always there to sing for you. There were several kitty

cats to keep you entertained.

 

Hot tubs

The  main  hot  tub was kind of greenish all week. The temperature was

good.  It  was  a pretty quiet week, not a lot of activity. The little

secluded  hot  tub  was  very  nice  and  certainly  saw  its share of

..activity.

 

Gym

 

The  gym  was under total reconstruction so it was temporarily located

over  the main bar. It looks like when it is completed it will be very

nice.

 

Restaurants

 

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We  ate  here  twice. The first night was better than the second..your

cook  makes  a  big difference, Tyrone the first time, Luke, a trainee

from  Cuba  the  second.  Tyrone even had Cathy help with the cooking!

The  food  was  wonderful,  the service very good. An enjoyable 2 hour

experience!!!

 

 

 

La Pasta

 

The food was mediocre, the service TERRIBLE!!!

 

Victoria Market

 

Good  food,  all  times  of  day and good service. The band during and

after dinner was very good.

 

Room service

 

Very prompt and good.

 

Piacere

 

Very nice. Service excellent, food very good. Harpist was wonderful!

 

Nanny's Jerk pit

 

Good food, good service.

 

Club House

 

Food  was  good,  although  small  portions.  Service  was  worse than

terrible!!!  The  incompetence  was  unbelievable!!! There were always

staff  members  sitting  around  doing  nothing and when you asked for

something  they  looked  at  you  like they did not know what you were

talking  about. We went there once for breakfast, got so frustrated we

went  back  to  our  room  and  ordered  room service and got it in 10

minutes.  Never  could  figure  this out since room service comes from

the Club House.

 

Activities

 

Toga Party

 

Steve  was  the  male  model  for  the toga tying demonstration in the

afternoon. Toga party was poorly attended.

 

Beach Party Buffet

 

Food was plentiful, entertainment good.

 

PJ Party

 

Well  attended,  mostly  by  A/N  side.  Very entertaining, to say the

least!

 

Street Party

 

Unbelievable amount of food! Beautiful presentation!!!

 

Snorkeling

 

Much  better than expected. We saw a ray, lots of sea urchins, an eel,

several  brightly  colored  fish  and  even  glimpses of some colorful

reef.  We  saw  a guy spear fishing and snapped a picture of his catch

for   the   morning.   The   water   was  really  rough  on  Thursday.

Unfortunately,  Cathy  got  seasick.  The  captain  was  very kind and

helpful.

 

Shopping

 

Plenty  of  stores,  prices  comparable  to  other  Jamaican shopping.

Really  enjoyed the tables set up by locals to sell their wares around

the textile pool every day.

 

Summary

 

Excellent   resort,   great   facilities   and  the  right  amount  of

activities.  Service  on this trip was definitely sub-par for a resort

of  this  caliber.  Definitely  had  a  feel  of two resorts sharing a

common  hub  of  activity.  There are a few things that could improve:

the  shortage  of  beach towels, serving beverages in glass containers

around  the  pool,  service in the club house and La Pasta, picking up

trash  and  used  glasses  both  around  the  pool and the beach , and

providing  bar  service  both  at  the  beach  and  pool. These things

certainly  would  not keep us from staying here again. We are counting

the days until we can return! ª


JAMAICA: COUPLES NEGRIL JAMAICA BY KELLY MATTHEWS

Trip/00

 

We  just  returned  from  our  honeymoon  at  this  resort,  and had a

FABULOUS  time! It was so much nicer than we expected, and we had high

expectations  from  all  the  good reviews we read on the internet. We

left  early  on  Monday  morning  (saved  some money traveling Monday-

Monday  instead  of  on  Sunday) and got into Montego Bay around noon.

One  of  my  bags  didn't  make the connection in Miami, but since our

flight  was late from Raleigh-Durham and we didn't think WE were going

to  make  the  connection,  I  wasn't too upset did have our swimsuits

with  us!  After  filing  a lost bag claim (the airline got it through

customs  and sent it on to the resort the next day) we made it through

customs  and went out to the Couples counter in the airport. The drive

to  Negril  took  about an hour and 45 minutes there were 3 couples on

our  bus,  we had the "big" bus, not the mini-van. Our ride was fairly

comfortable  have no complaints. Yes, the road is rough, we drove fast

but   it   wasn't  that  scary.  I  appreciated  seeing  some  of  the

countryside,  since  this  was  my  first  trip to Jamaica. One of the

women  on  our  bus  was  a  travel agent from Louisiana, who was very

familiar  with  Jamaica  and  Couples  in  particular,  so she and her

companion  filled  us  in  and gave us lots of information and tips on

things to see.

 

We  got to the resort about 2:30. Check-in was quick, since there were

so  few  of us and we had filled out our forms in the Montego airport.

They  brought  us  champagne  and  a porter gave us a quick tour as we

went  to  our room. We were in unit 1 (no matter how I looked at a map

ahead of time, the layout didn't make sense until we were actually on-

site)  We  were  on  the  third floor -- no elevators, so this was the

only  exercise  we  got  the entire trip J. This building was directly

behind  the  Beach  Grill,  the  main building and Terrace Restaurant,

Otaheite,  the  pool,  the  pool bar, and the spa, and on the beach as

well.  Truly the perfect location!! We didn't hear any noise at night,

except  when  we  were in the bathroom with the window open, sometimes

we  could hear the disco. Because the bugs were bothering me, we slept

with  the  doors shut and the air conditioner on (only at night). When

we  go back, we'll probably request this building again! We also had a

"beach  view  "though we were booked for a garden view. As others have

mentioned,  beach view means you have to turn your head on the balcony

to  see  the  waterbut  we  had  so  much fun on the balcony, I didn't

really care!

 

I  think all we did this vacation was sit by the pool or the ocean and

eat  and  drink!  The food was good, and plentiful! The soups were the

best  I've  ever  hadnot  just  one  of the soups, but ALL of them, no

matter  which restaurant. My favorite was the pumpkin & clam pepperpot

soup  we  had  at  the  Otaheite  restaurant  (which, according to the

staff,  is  pronounced 'Oh. Tahiti' like the island) We usually got up

early  (since  we went to bed so early) and had a cup of coffee by the

pool.  I'd  write in my travel journal and Dane would read a book. The

breakfast  buffet  opens  at  7:30  in the Cassava Terrace omelet bar,

waffles,  and  fruit  smoothies  every  day, fruit and cereal, cheese,

bagels  and  other  breads,  lots  of rolls and quick breads to choose

from.  The  coconut  muffins  were  wonderful! I ate smoked fish on my

bagel  every  morning they had it. The bacon was wonderfulvery crispy,

just  the  way I like it. I shudder to think what my cholesterol level

is  now! You went in and the dining room staff would seat you, get you

coffee  and  water,  and  help  carry plates back to your table if you

needed.

 

Most  mornings  we  sat  by  the pool or the beach for a couple hours.

They  had  watersports instructions every day at 9:30 and 1:30, and we

wanted  to  learn  to  windsurf, so Jeffrey helped us out. I only went

once,  and  stopped  after ingesting a certain amount of seawater, but

Dane   continued  to  practice  a  little  everyday.  Jeffrey  was  so

wonderful  and  patient  --  a  very  good instructor! We took out the

sunfish  and the kayaks, never did get around to taking the Hobie Cats

out.  If  you  can't  sail  or  kayak, Jeffrey (or the other wonderful

watersports  staff)  will teach you how and send you on your way. They

also  offer  waterskiing,  snorkeling,  and  resort  scuba at no extra

cost.

 

If  you  want to do the full PADI diving certification, it costs extra

and  takes  2  full  days (I think we met some people doing it usually

people on a 2 week vacation, not just 1 week like us)

 

The  beach grill bar and pool bar open at 10 am. Yum!! The beach grill

opens  for  food at 11:00, they have good soups, nachos, burgers, fish

&  chips,  pizza, Jamaican beef patties, and a few other things a non-

changing  menu,  except  the  soup. We ate lunch there a couple times,

and  the  rest  of the time went to the buffet at the Terrace. As with

breakfast,  they  had  a  couple of staples (sandwiches, pasta salads,

regular  salads) then special things each day also soup J. The Terrace

Bar  (Main  Bar)  opens for lunch (12:30-2:30) and a cocktail waitress

will  come  to  your table to get your order. After lunch, we would go

back  to  the  water of our choice, maybe do a little sailing or other

activity  until it was time for an afternoon snack (I became very fond

of  the  Jamaican  beef  patties!)  and  the hot tub. Though the first

couple  days  the  hot  tubs  were  set  at  103, as the signs say, we

noticed  after  that  the  one  we were in was only about 98, which is

what  we  preferred  anyway.  They  each  have thermometers on them if

you're picky about your water temps like we are!

 

We  were extremely lucky in the week we chose to go to Couples Negril.

We  were told they were only at about 40% occupancy, and we thought it

was  PERFECT. There are 234 rooms, so 40% occupancy (if that number is

accurate)  was  enough people to talk to and do stuff with, but not so

many  that  we  noticed  some  of the problems other trip reports have

mentioned  difficulty  getting  lounge  chairs  or floating pads, long

waits  for  drinks  or  dinner  reservations.  On the last day we were

there,  we  noticed a lot more people had come in and the line for the

beach grill restaurant was 45 minutes long or so.

 

Most  afternoons,  we  rested and showered in the afternoon, then went

to  dinner  around  7 pm. We ate twice at Otaheite, twice at the beach

grill,  twice at the "Grand Buffet" which is outdoors at the pool, and

once  at  the  Terrace  restaurant.  We  thoroughly enjoyed everything

(which  is why we're desperately trying to diet now!) Lobster night is

Friday  each  restaurant serves lobster tails (little ones not like in

Maine,   to   anyone   who  might  be  expecting  that  but  delicious

nonetheless!!)  The Grand Buffets are impressive the first one we went

to  was  on  Halloween,  so there were carved pumpkins and squash, and

quite  a  bit  of  pumpkin  in  the  menu (which is common in Jamaican

cooking  anyway).  The  beach grill has pasta most nights, and another

entrée  lamb,  meat,  seafood. They usually have their menu out during

the  day  so  you can look and see if you're interested in going there

for dinner.

 

There  was  music  playing  during dinner sometimes a steel drum band,

sometimes  a  singer.  After  dinner,  around  8:30,  they did shows a

talent  show, a Halloween special, things like that. That was about as

late  as we could stay up! One night we did play Jeopardy in the Piano

Bar  (and  won  1st  place a bottle of rum!) As much as I love to sing

(Dane  says  he can't get me to shut up J we never made it to the sing

alongs  at  the piano bar. Not too many people did, from what I heard.

This  really  was a more laid back resort what we wanted but if you're

looking  to  party  all  night long with a bunch of people, this might

not be the right place.

 

That  described  our basic day. Other special things we did include an

orientation  every day at 10 am and 5 pm, they give a tour and explain

the  amenities, hours of restaurants and bars, etc. There is also a tv

channel  that  lists  activities,  and a daily activities board by the

beach  grill  and  pool. The aerobics studio has the gym schedule, and

watersports  has its own schedule as well. The "main" activities board

lists  some  but  not  all of the other activities. It sounds annoying

but  it really didn't bother us at all. Some daily activities included

pumpkin   carving  on  Halloween,  scavenger  hunts,  pool  and  beach

volleyball,  tennis  tournaments,  game  shows (honeymooners, newlywed

game,  dirty  mind  game,  jeopardy),  bocce  ball, horseshoe slots of

different  things.  Other  guests said that the entertainment staff at

Couples  weren't as good at getting lots of people to participate, but

again,  we  didn't  mind.  We wanted to relax, we knew what activities

were  going  on,  and  if  we  wanted  to participate, we showed up. A

couple  times  we  were sitting around the pool and someone would come

ask  us  if  we wanted to play a game, which was fine any more "perky"

and I might have resented the intrusion.

 

We  went  on  the shopping trip twice the first time we scoped out the

prices  and  availability  of  stuff,  then  bought what we wanted the

second  time.  We did this trip on the bus. It goes 4 times a week, at

10  am.  It  goes  to  3 places, but rotates I think. We went to Times

Square  (jewelry,  perfume,  and  gift  stores)  I did end up buying a

watch,  after a quick internet search back at the resort to see what I

could  get it for discount in the US. The other stops the craft market

and  some  mall  in  downtown  Negril  were not interesting to us. The

"mall"  didn't  have anything Times Square didn't, and the prices were

better  at  Times  Square.  The craft market was just overwhelming 200

stalls  of  sarongs  and  wood  carvings.  Very  little  variety among

stalls,  and  everyone  is trying to get you to go see their stuff. We

said  "No  thank  you"  an awful lot, then got back on our bus. On our

second  shopping  trip,  a few of us made arrangements with the driver

to  leave us longer at Times Square, then pick us up to go back to the

hotel, without visiting the other shops.

 

We  did  not  do the trip to Rick's Café, heard it was nice but didn't

feel  compelled  to do it. We did do the catamaran trip to the Pickled

Parrot  that  was  a great trip. We were entertained en route by Hi-Fi

and  Rasta  Ralfie,  judged  a  "dance" (gyrating) contest between two

guests,  and  had  a  limbo  contest. I came in second, but no one can

beat  Rasta  Ralfie's  very low low limbo (in a leopard Speedo even!!)

That  man  has rhythm AND balance! The bar on the catamaran served Red

Stripe  and  rum  punch  (free for us) I think the resort must charter

with  different companies for this trip, then cover charges for guests

while  aboard  because  the boat was not owned by Couples. Once at the

Pickled  Parrot,  quite  a few people took advantage of the activities

cliff  diving,  a  rope  swing,  and a water slide. We did nothing but

dive  off  the  boat  and watch other people fling themselves over the

cliff.  Then  we  went  back  to  our  perch by the bar. Someone in an

earlier  trip  report mentioned having to pay $5 to use the waterslide

but  our  captain  told us to tell the people at the waterslide we had

come  off  the  catamaran  because  it  was  free  for us. Was looking

forward  to  a great sunset on the sail home, but it was just average.

But  hey,  average  for Jamaica is better than I've seen at home for a

while!

 

All  honeymooners  get  a free half hour massage, and on the advice of

other  guests,  we  upped  our  massages  to  a full hour and paid the

difference  totally worth it! Dane and I had it done in the same room.

He  had  Frances  and  I  had  Doreen  (and  Doreen got my ears, which

endears  her  to  me  FOREVER because I love having my ears massaged!)

The   massage  prices,  as  well  as  other  spa  services,  are  very

reasonable--$35  per  person  for  a half hour massage, if you share a

room.  If  you  go  alone,  I  think  it's  $5  less. One of the other

activities  we  did  was the couples' massage class; Doreen taught it,

and  since  there were only 3 couples, she did a lot of hands on work,

showing  us  exactly  what to do. I also did yoga one day on the beach

perfect!

 

This  was  our  first all-inclusive, and from what we heard from other

travelers,   we'll   have   a  hard  time  matching  this  experience.

Definitely  get  your  "bang  for your buck". Our room was not luxury,

but  we  had  lots  of  pillows,  the mattress was comfy. We liked the

radio  listening  to local channels, even though we had brought cds. I

love  that all the rooms have balconiesI didn't spend a lot of time in

my  room,  so  having  a  suite  probably wouldn't have been worth the

splurge  to  me.  What time we were in the room, we were mostly on the

balcony.  Bugs  were  a problem, but even though I brought bug spray I

never  used  it. My fault I ended up with bug bites all over! We never

got  sunburned,  one  day  a  little  dehydrated, but we tended to use

lower  SPF  formulas  too  (I  know  I  know, skin cancer some day) We

really  enjoyed our trip, even though in general we tend to like trips

where  we  do  more exploring on our own. For once, especially after a

wedding,  it was nice to sit back and relax and have everything handed

to  us  J  The  weather  was  gorgeous  no  rain  at  all, not even an

afternoon  shower. A bunch of people showed up from Couples Ocho Rios.

I  guess  it  was cloudy there, and they switched resorts. Between the

weather and the slow occupancy week, we really lucked out!